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[–] drath@lemmy.world 9 points 19 hours ago (3 children)

A bit higher up is an old-school dial phone. And even higher is a dial phone without the actual dial

[–] jj4211@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Boss needs to get a hold of Plaza 1234 right away.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I was thinking more of a red phone kind of hotline, but this is even better LMAO

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And, at the top, they just talk to people, like a mafia don.

[–] drath@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

Nah, above him is the guy who doesn't even talk, just makes graffiti that puts the right messages directly into people's subconsciousness.

And at the very top there's a guy who returned to monke and only does primal grunts

[–] LeFantome@programming.dev 2 points 12 hours ago

Ya. The CEO has a person that has a phone and a laptop.