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[โ€“] cute_noker@feddit.dk 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Here is the expendability graph

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If the guy with the "don't-turn-off"-server gets fired everyone know that the ship will sink

[โ€“] jj4211@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

It's funny when a big exec leaves and other execs are rushing to reassure us they are to to the challenge of dealing with such a key person departing....

We do not care at all. We have zero confidence in any of them and do not care about any of them

[โ€“] cute_noker@feddit.dk 1 points 1 hour ago

We didn't have a CEO for half a year... What changed? Nothing..

Then we got a new CEO.. His new policies caused loss of revenue so we had to fire 50 people..

Thank god for that save