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[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

There’s a program at my job that has a black background and a lot of the commands are written in lines similar to cmd.

It’s a lot more streamlined now but I use to have to do a lot in there and people would often gather behind me to see what I was doing. I guess it looked like I was hacking because I would type for about a bit and hit enter then start typing again. Literal csi hacking type shit

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean yeah, half of CSI hacking is

Tree

I'm in!

Sudo dnf update

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago

That's me all day long with Kong, having to ssh on the data planes so I can read the stupid logs and catch errors as they happen because we have a retarded setup... I often have to do it with an audience and I try to make it accessible for them, but I reckon it must remind them of Neo looking at the Matrix, when I'm browsing live logs on the command line.