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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 125 points 1 week ago (2 children)

The colon is literally designed to reabsorb water left in the stool from digestive processes so he legit probably just drank it

Enemas usually include things like glycerin that stop this and force the bowels to evacuate

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 49 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

it fucked his gut biome though, that much water coming in pressurised and without treatment is fucked

[–] logos@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago

Don't think that's in your colon.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 5 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wait, does this mean bidet usage straight up destroys your gut biome over time?!

[–] hobovision@mander.xyz 69 points 1 week ago

If the bidet is pushing the water into your colon you either need to use lower pressure or do some butthole exercises to seal that fucker up.

[–] AHemlocksLie@lemmy.zip 46 points 1 week ago (3 children)

...how high are you setting the pressure on that thing?

[–] Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Pressure washer, get it right up in there to clean it out.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

My experience with pressure washers has always been splattery. I would not voluntarily choose a splattery bidet experience.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Uhhh... max, so about 80 PSI? Is that too much?

[–] AHemlocksLie@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you have to worry about it getting in you and disturbing your gut biome, hell yes. That thing is for external use only.

[–] Shayeta@feddit.org 3 points 6 days ago

Alright, definitely gonna lower pressure then. Sadly I no longer feel as "clean".

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

As additional pressure until the water runs red.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

About 60–70 psi, what about it?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 20 points 1 week ago

No, it hits the surface, it won't reach your guts, you would need the nozzle stuck up your ass for that

[–] ArchmageAzor@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

Where do you put the nozzle?

[–] Cordyceps@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 week ago

Not sure if we are mixing bidets with anal douching here? A bidet is not intended for internal use.

[–] Akasazh 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm curious if this could lead to water poisoning, but I'm unsure what search prompt to use nor unwilling to commit that to my search history.

[–] iSeth@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 week ago

Water intoxication