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We don't talk about IPv5 (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 days ago by qaz@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

are there quintillions of states

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No, actually tbh the address space is the least of my worries. At this point I'm gonna be honest, the ants just don't wanna play ball

[–] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

have you tried giving them tiny ant-sized balls

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 2 points 4 days ago

This is working much better. I've retired my dreams of creating an AGI based on the communal activities of ants, and am instead gearing up for full ownership of the IP for the first premier league ant football team.