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Eh, it only works if the lyrics are actually relevant to the story
wdym he opened the door
and got on the floor
everybody walk the dinosaur
This is 15 years old. It's not about "working", or making a pun.
It's about getting someone momentarily interested in a story, even vaguely invested, or just getting an engaging pace going before suddenly and violently transistioning into a recognizable non-sequiteur.
Extra points for getting a cheesy song stuck in people's heads.
Yeah it was a meme at the time