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Ah yes, Firebase. The Google version of leaking all your company data through a public S3 bucket

I remember when they launched and started pushing it in the Android dev community. Actually won a Google Pixel at a Firebase sponsored hackathon in my town...after that I never touched Firestore again. Using that ACL language to restrict access, you could see the massive foot gun from a mile away