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I can see you chose your username well (I mean the angry part).
You know I hear this a lot but yours is the first time that didn't seem hugely antagonistic
Thank you for that
Well, the way I see it, autism isn't something a person gets to choose or change, but being angry is. I thought that distinction was important.
Well you're wrong in this case, my anger is largely medical and does not respond to treatment. But that's for making the asshole assumption as usual. Enjoy your block.
My entire life is filled with people like you who assume I am this way because I enjoy it, as if I would CHOOSE to seethe 12 hours a day, and the decades of isolated social hell I've had to endure because of it makes rancid little grease stain replies like yours oh so much more infuriating.
You'll give a medical exception to ANY behavior except an angry white man