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We measure drugs, pools, and PC temps in metric
Grams for drugs unless it's seized by the police, then it's kilos ๐
Pools in meters (or yards depending on location)
And PC temps are always Celsius
Metric isn't scary, we just use it for random things and it makes no sense
We also do alcohol in ml (750ml bottles are standard) unless it's beer which is usually in 12oz cans.
Nothing makes sense
A lot of beverages and some other things actually switched because the US had planned to go metric. That was cancelled and never finished, but it made no sense to go back.