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[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 23 points 1 day ago (1 children)

who'd have thought that being shitty programmer was incredibly susceptible to security flaws and deeply unsafe instead of javascript

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No, it must be JavaScript that is the problem

principal_skinner.jpg.exe

[–] cyrano@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Microsoft defender identified a malware in this executable.

[–] 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow. It actually identified something?

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 day ago

It's good enough for corporate (with multiple other lines of defense).