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"I fear not the wizard who has practiced 10,000 spells once, but I fear the wizard who has practiced one spell 10,000 times."
Actually Harry also used Expecto Patronum alot (aka, the deus ex machina spell that can do anything and give you a blowjob at the same time)
So he had 2 go to spells.
Expecto* Patronum
Combined with a BJ, erecto patronum works better.
Considering "expecto patronum" it's jkr pseudolatin for "dad's coming"...
Fixed. Thanks