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Amazon has a pretty expansive return policy, just send them back (assuming this is real, which it is not).
who are you even talking to?
the OP from 2015 I'm assuming. Who knows maybe Amazon will let him return them?
Or may Jeff Bezos will personally laugh in his face and have a wedding at his house. Hard to say.
Jeff Bezos having a wedding in random peroples' houses is a running joke I will make for the rest of my life just letting you know.
God I wish Jeff Bezos would have a wedding in my house. I'd hide in the ceiling and drop bear him with a steak knife.
Yep that's what I meant, but I guess I wasn't clear enough and am now getting downvoted lol.
Probably me, who's about to order these plates and keep them forever.
the oop lol
Why would he return the Bee plates? They are perfect for his special needs.
I dont think they will accept his gf as a return though