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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon has a false alarm (slrpnk.net)

submitted 2 weeks ago by Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I haven’t, my farts are long. And loud. And they REEK.

[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 12 points 2 weeks ago

I Think You Should Leave.

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Congratulations on your farts not being loadbearing tho.

[–] onslaught545@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 weeks ago

I bet they're still young.