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Inspired by frustrating conversation I had. For those curious, that was the statblock of Caine, father of the vampires.

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[–] thebardingreen@lemmy.starlightkel.xyz 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Meh, I can make a Swara bastet / Tremere abomination with ranks in Celerity and mage powers and cybernetic arms from that one Pentex supplement who can attack 30 times in Crinos (but that's not a problem cuz I'm Metis with some pointless "story factor" drawback that has no effect on my combat capabilities) with enchanted plasma cannons, doing 300d aggravated before Cain gets his first action.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 2 days ago

Okay you still die

Caine congratulates you on making him laugh before killing you.