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[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (29 children)

Two things I don’t get about bidets: How do you know you’re clean, and how do you dry off without leaving toilet paper lint everywhere?

[–] shininghero@pawb.social 6 points 6 days ago (9 children)

It's an assisting tool, not the primary cleaning method. Blasts off bulk material and loosens up whatever's left, but you still need TP to finish the job. A lot less, but you still need some.
As for lint, that happens regardless of the use of a bidet. Nothing changes there.

[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago (6 children)

Disagree about the assisting tool. Yes, you can still find shit, if you stick your finger up your bum hole, but you don't need to powerwash your intestines to be clean. They'll be full of shit soon after anyways. So long as the outside of the door is squeaky clean, that's as clean as you'll get.

[–] don@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 days ago
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