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Anon's grandpa does his own research (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 47 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My theory is that one of his security details turned around to ask him a question and accidentally shot him in the face like Marvin in pulp fiction

[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 20 points 2 days ago

There is actually a theory that he was shot by accident by a secret service agent trying to return fire.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

lol this is the best theory I’ve ever heard. Except they would have shot him like three times by accident. Then they go to Nixon’s house where he is complaining about his wife’s coffee.

I would pay to see that movie.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead president storage?