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So there IS a file!
Of course there is! Haven’t you been listening to Trump?!?
The Epstein files are on Pam Bondi's desk right now but also they do not exist but also they do exist because they were written by Obama and Hillary when Epstein killed himself in 2019 when Trump was president.
In other news, we've always been at war with Eastasia.
I'm thankful the chocolate ration has been raised to 20 grams a week
Schrödinger's File.
The files exist in a range of potential states, in what is called a "superposition" and can essentially be thought of as all of them at once, although weighted to acknowledge that some states are more likely than others.
The files actually don't have any pages until an observation is made.
Probably was. If his name was on it, it was destroyed to the best of his ability in 2019. He just gets worried that he missed something.