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Oh boy, you better have no employees or Oracle will make you pay for their existence:
https://www.oracle.com/in/a/ocom/docs/corporate/pricing/java-se-subscription-pricelist-5028356.pdf
This is why you have a shell company JUST for your employees that need to use Oracle.
You mean for the employees that will write Java?
"Oracle" is usually about the DB, and that is paid by the core.
You should really quiet down, how else are you going to hear anything?