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Pretty shitty wish selection if you ask me.

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[–] donuts@lemmy.world 34 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I mean, having the shits is gonna be the least of our problems. All marine life will cease to exist, so diarrhea is only a problem for a little while.

[–] Carrolade@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago

Not all marine life, just the big stuff. We just added a ton of sugar, fat and protein to the ocean, so I think we're going to see an explosion of microbial life.

Now, with milk being opaque, I think we are going to kill most of the phytoplankton and replace it with bacteria that produce CO2 as a byproduct of their metabolism, so I do think we're going to drastically change the Earth's atmosphere and more or less run out of oxygen eventually, so we are definitely all dead. It's just a question of how long it takes.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

She wouldn't have even had time to get to wish 2 and 3. "All water" includes the water in her body. Turning all of it into milk would probably kill you.

[–] tequinhu@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Plot twist: only destilated water got turned, effects are minimal

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago

All toilets are still destroyed tho

[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

For once the Money Paw clause is... helpful?