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I know this is about reptiles and amphibians, but uh...bees, wasps, and hornets would like to meet this teacher and have a...pointed...conversation with them before the spotted salamander walks all over the afflicted areas.
I'm pretty sure she didn't consider those to be animals, only "bugs"
Right...because bugs aren't types of insects and insects aren't part of the Animalia Kingdom...OH WAIT!!!
How the fuck do these types of people get their education degrees‽‽‽
What about tigers? Also some cats. Rhetorical question btw, i'm sure you tried to argue something similar at that point. I think the stories on these comments are making me angry