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[–] WoodScientist@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 week ago

To add insult to injury, when they had Spanish class, the fucking teacher taught us that “purple” was “porpuda” and “lizard” wad “lizardo.”

That's ridiculous! Everyone knows the correct world is lizarda! Spanish is a gendered language, the genders matter! /s