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[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (4 children)

My English is not good enough to understand this. I will endeavor to improve.

[–] brap@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I only speak English and don’t follow this. I don’t believe you’re at fault here.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I see. So I think if I just let my eyes graze down the text without reading too much in particular, I can imagine I’m in a courtroom gallery, and someone with neither attorney nor soap is standing up rattling off nonsense, while some well-pressed district attorney is cackling in her head, at a nearby table?

And that the judge is gonna throw this poor unwashed defendant right off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Hey, you’re not ShittyMorph!

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is not a failing of your English. This person has strung together a long torrent of barely recognizable words, many of which are fabrications of the "Sovereign Citizen" movement (read; delusion).

These are not real legal precedents, or even genuine legal actions one can take. He broke some law, and is saying that because he is a Sovereign Citizen that he is not beholden to said law.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I should clarify: though English is my second language, it’s my best one and my default one.

I just like to think of these sovcits as crazy five-dimensional lawyers beyond my understanding.

And of course, “I shall endeavor to improve” was said with the boldiest /s I can muster.

The boldestest.

[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Seems to be pretty good to me.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

Yeah, as a native English speaker, if you ever figure it out, please inform us!

[–] sleepmode@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

It's ok. They don't either for the most part. It's mostly word salad.