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My English is not good enough to understand this. I will endeavor to improve.
I only speak English and don’t follow this. I don’t believe you’re at fault here.
I see. So I think if I just let my eyes graze down the text without reading too much in particular, I can imagine I’m in a courtroom gallery, and someone with neither attorney nor soap is standing up rattling off nonsense, while some well-pressed district attorney is cackling in her head, at a nearby table?
And that the judge is gonna throw this poor unwashed defendant right off Hell in a Cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer’s table.
Hey, you’re not ShittyMorph!
This is not a failing of your English. This person has strung together a long torrent of barely recognizable words, many of which are fabrications of the "Sovereign Citizen" movement (read; delusion).
These are not real legal precedents, or even genuine legal actions one can take. He broke some law, and is saying that because he is a Sovereign Citizen that he is not beholden to said law.
I should clarify: though English is my second language, it’s my best one and my default one.
I just like to think of these sovcits as crazy five-dimensional lawyers beyond my understanding.
And of course, “I shall endeavor to improve” was said with the boldiest /s I can muster.
The boldestest.
Seems to be pretty good to me.
Yeah, as a native English speaker, if you ever figure it out, please inform us!
It's ok. They don't either for the most part. It's mostly word salad.