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Honestly I think alligators would be less of a threat. Frankly they are easier to run away from and they're not that big on object permanence.
If you go into a room and close the door they forget about you.
Also they're generally chill. I grew up in South Florida and have encountered more than my fair share while canoeing, and outside of breeding season you can walk right up to them and give them a slap and tickle and they couldn't be fucked to give you any grief.
I think that might be the most Florida thing anyone has ever said.