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I'd do this... (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

submitted 2 weeks ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I did chuckle at the notion but honestly, I have information stored on my phone that would come in handy in this situation. So yeah, I'd be on my phone, pulling up documents.

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

"yes sir here are my insurance documents, please take me to the hospital I don't want to die because I'm poor". Thank fuck I don't leave in such a ~~shithole~~ dystopian country just yet.

[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Goodness, me neither, I'd hate that. It wouldn't be my insurance info that I'm pulling up, but stuff like medication that I'm taking that might be relevant for first responders to know or emergency contact information (I presume they'd ask for these things if I'm conveniently conscious).