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[–] Thorry84 63 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The monkey paw curls: all insects and other "bugs" are gone now, the food chain collapses bottom up and the human race is just about extinct within 10 years.

[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I would say It's not really the loss of bugs in general that cause the food chain to collapse, but the loss of pollinating insects specifically that really causes problems.

[–] SkyeStarfall@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

You're definitively forgetting about other important insects for agriculture such as worms

[–] _AutumnMoon_@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 18 hours ago

Worms aren't insects, but I agree they are definitely important

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 28 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Don't 'monkey's paw' comments usually have a negative?

[–] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 6 points 15 hours ago

Everything else dies too.

[–] match@pawb.social 46 points 1 day ago

the capybaras are dead :c

[–] BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

Depends on the monkey

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 10 points 1 day ago

That's optimistic...