this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 22 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Isn't a million calories like 40L of gas? Anon's more gas than human lol.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

1m kcal = 122.4L gasoline, apparently.

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 7 points 3 days ago