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[–] RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

But if I lose weight all the people who called me a retarded fatass my entire childhood win.

[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago

If you keep the weight they'll be double right. If you lose the weight they'll only be half right!

[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

But have you avoided getting smarter too? If not, then they've already won.