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[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 107 points 1 month ago (14 children)

Bro forgot to drink more water too

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 1 month ago (13 children)

you don't necessarily have to trink water, I eat mostly soup and am just fine because of this, even without drinking water

[–] EddoWagt 79 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You know you're just drinking spicy water when eating soup, right?

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 32 points 1 month ago (2 children)

no I'm not drinking, I'm eating

[–] Atropos@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (2 children)
  • I like my water like I like my vitamins. CHEWABLE
[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago (2 children)

But your tooth enamel certainly doesn't :<

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 month ago

Oh, it can't be that bad.

googles it

Oh fuck.

[–] Sergio@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

something something bottled water left in the sun something microplastics.

[–] PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] conditional_soup@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

Oh boy, I can't wait to get the coast and drink some chowder

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