Asklemmy

I'll start with one that happened over the last two weeks. I had a weight set I was giving away. I was first contacted by a fellow who was interested but couldn't pick it up for two weeks. He asked if I'd hold it for him. For two weeks. WTF. I refused and told him that I've literally never had anyone follow through when I've held items, so hit me up in two weeks if the posting is still up.

He calls me and lays this sob story on me: his mother needs it for physical therapy but they don't have a lot of money. They'd pick it up now but his father is out of town with their only vehicle for two weeks. He promises me that he's a man of his word and he will keep his word to get it if I keep mine to hold the gym set. My inbox is already blowing up from others wanting to get it, so I know I'll be able to offload it, no problem. I decide to give him a chance and hold it.

A week later, I text him to verify he's still interested. He assures me he is and that he's so grateful I'm holding it. I text him again the day before he's supposed to pick it up to check again. He tells me they bought a new set instead. I respond, telling him how I made an exception to not holding things and he gave me his word. He tells me to go fuck myself.

I relisted it and it was gone within two hours. Just for giggles, I check a few local listing apps later that day. My former weight set is now listed on Facebook Marketplace, using the same picture I had, for $100.