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CERN gears up to ship antimatter across Europe (arstechnica.com)

submitted 1 week ago by threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works to c/physics@mander.xyz

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[–] casmael@mander.xyz 5 points 1 week ago (3 children)

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More after the break. Experts weigh in on the A6 crash, roads still closed so expect heavy traffic if you’re heading east or west from Dijon.

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

If the antimatter got out it would just annihilate immediately and shoot off a mild spark.

No, I'm not fun at parties.

[–] casmael@mander.xyz 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cool but what if it got out but then decided to go for brunch first and met a cute but overworked and slightly ditsy bit of positive matter, thus setting the stage for a light hearted but ultimately sincere romantic comedy drama

[–] Krudler@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Consider getting off Lemmy and getting on Tinder. You have some energy that needs to be released through the sexual gauge field lol