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[–] AnarchoBolshevik@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Hello! Thank you for praying to Heaven. HaShem is busy helping other sinners right now. However, your prayer is important to us and we will answer it in the order it was received. Please stay on the line, and HaShem will be happy to assist you.

♪ AY‐LY‐LA‐DA‐AY‐LY‐LA, AY‐LY‐LA‐DA‐AY‐LY‐LA, AY‐LY‐LA‐DA‐AY‐LY‐LA, OY, YOY, YO! ♪ [Fifteen minutes go by.]

Your current wait time is between ten and twenty hours. There are 13,613,012 prayers ahead of you.

[Fifteen more minutes go by.]

To prevent automated prayers, please let us know you are still there by saying, ‘שְׁמַע יִשְׂרָאֵל יְהוָה אֱלֹהֵינוּ יְהוָה אֶחָֽד׃’

Please continue to hold and HaShem will be with your momentarily.

[Fifteen more minutes go by.]