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[–] lobut@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Not a word of a lie, I saw a "segmentation fault" error in JavaScript.

Can't remember how we resolved it, but it did blow my mind.

[–] VitabytesDev 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have seen a Java program I wrote terminate with SIGSEGV. I think a library was causing it.

[–] burlemarx@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Yup, can confirm. We had a wrapper to a C++ library using JNI, so whenever this library crashed so did the entire JVM.

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