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Anon watches a romance movie (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 127 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (6 children)

And also how often the movie is completely oblivious to that. For example it's been a while since I saw "Devil wears Prada" but if I remember right, the ending is:

Our main character has an argument with her boyfriend

Goes to a business trip in Paris

Sleeps with random guy

Returns home and makes up with her boyfriend

And the movie ends like nothing happened, she's happy, that's what's important

[–] candyman337@sh.itjust.works 78 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Her probably:

[–] Acinonyx@lemmy.sdf.org 20 points 3 weeks ago

not betraying your partner's trust is important too. cheating is disgusting, selfish behaviour

[–] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 13 points 3 weeks ago

They break up in the end.

[–] And009@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 3 weeks ago

European laws be kinky

[–] nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

i wish my wife would do this so that i can stick my asshole on fire

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

wat

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 weeks ago

Seriously, sumone, en-lighten us, if its movie related.

[–] GoodLuckToFriends@lemmy.today 5 points 3 weeks ago

I mean, that was bad, but I hated the movie more for turning it into feel-good drivel about the boss actually being kind and caring about her employee(s). The book ending, where the character realized her own self worth and started making her own decisions, was so much better than the american bullshit about putting up with a boss' bullshit because they're actually such good people and will throw a few dollars off the balcony for you to catch.