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[–] flicker@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I immediately thought of an Everlasting Gay. Like the Everlasting Gobstopper.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago) (1 children)

If a man has sex with men his penits get smaller because asshole is too much friction. It becomes thin and long like pencil.

Record thinness? Freddie Mercury, 3.6mm. That's what excessive amounts of ass gets you.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Once I read a book by Orson Scott Card. At some point, the protagonist rescued a woman in olden times and another said something like "if that were me, I would have worn you down to a stump from gratitude!"

Like many things by that author, there were problematic elements, but your comment reminded me of it.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 9 hours ago

Yes, I've heard it is very problematic to live with a worn one.