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submitted 2 weeks ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Vanilla_PuddinFudge@infosec.pub 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Once I started burning companies the way they've burned me for years, employment got a lot better.

Fuck me? Nah, fuck you.

you won't get a good referral!

bitch, they won't call you anyway. I gave them my boss's personal cell number(my cousin).

[–] haroldfinch 4 points 1 week ago

You're married to your cousin? (/sarcasm, mostly)

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