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Interviews as seen by HR and the candidate (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 days ago by cm0002@lemmy.world to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] fodor@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You can buy loyalty. Give someone a high paying 3-year contract and they'll probably work to the end of it. But of course HR doesn't want to hear that.

[–] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Shocked Pikachu

People will work FOR MONEY!??!

every HR team ever.

[–] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

Ours tried to explain to project leaders that employees are not mostly interested in their salary, but in praise. That went over well.