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Anon visits a guy's house (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I have two cats and one of them can play with a toy reliably for whole minutes at a time without losing it under a piece of furniture, the other one, instantly pushes it under the sofa. Why?

[–] plyth@feddit.org 6 points 1 week ago

To prevent the first cat from having fun

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

To watch you fish it out for them

[–] tomenzgg@midwest.social 1 points 1 week ago

I don't have it on have but some theorize it's to recreate the endorphin rush they get when you play with them and it's momentarily out of sight. Having to find it is part of the fun; of course, they're unable to find it, now…

Dunno how universally that's held but I did read it, one time.