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Reminds me of this:
God that's so fucking awesome lol, what a hero
*an hero
Haha no
The fuck, man?
He'd get faster results from eating really old watches.
Nah he'd probably just lose all his teeth and bones if he did that
Imagine his embarrassment when the charcoal just neutralizes all the toxic mountain dew and energy drinks in his guts, his ulcers heal, digestion improves and he feels better with more energy and then decides to go out and take up surfing, where he meets a nice girl on the beach and they hit it off and eventually get married and raise a bunch of kids, then BAM outta nowhere, 27 years later, hit by a truck.
A tale as old as time
remember to guarnish the pizza in red 40