Ask Hilarious Chaos

Summer. I can't stand being so cold you need to roll yourself into 5 layers of hell itself. It takes so much time to get into your snowdiver attire, that by the time you're all set you don't want to go out anymore. But you still have to go and when you arrive you're all slimy and sweaty under your clothes, when you take the clothes off the sweat will take a considerable amount of time to dry meanwhile you have to walk around drenched in sticky slimy sweat and be really cold.

God forbid you ever have a winter full of compacted snow haha no buddy. Temps WILL drop even if just for a day, rain WILL drizzle onto the snow. Get ready to dance baby because now EVERY single path you take is coated with THICK layer of ice, and that shit is the most slippery surface you will ever step on. I say step instead of walk because you most certainly will plummet your face into the ice a good few times. Now you can't even exercise outside.

Don't even get me started on snow, it's only exciting until Christmas. Combination of snow and blanket gray sky for 4-5 months makes me want to hang myself.