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[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 54 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I just don't understand these fucking freaks. All this money and power and they still order a plain hotdog with no bun. They inflict unimaginable suffering on the world and they aren't even indulging in simple pleasures like a decent lunch.

A fucking hot dog.

[–] ihaveibs@hexbear.net 54 points 6 days ago (2 children)

It's hard to accept that these ghouls inflict all this violence for no real reason other than the satisfaction they get from subjugating other people

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It really is, it's just such an alien mindset to me

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 29 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You've just never had absolute power and a craving for tubesteak

[–] uSSRI@hexbear.net 24 points 6 days ago

And frankly, it shows

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago

True, I've only felt the need for glizzys, I have not held absolute power

Maybe it makes the tube steaks even better...

[–] Speaker@hexbear.net 13 points 5 days ago

"I'd boil the oceans for one more plain hot dog with no bun." - Hillary "H-Dawg (the H stands for Hot)" Clinton

[–] spectre@hexbear.net 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They're literally no more interesting that your average American hog or liberal wine mom.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I hate to say it but at least your average American hog might actually enjoy themselves if they were given that kind of money. It'd be horrendous, think feast-1feast-2, but it would be more understandable than ordering a bare hotdog.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 10 points 6 days ago (2 children)

There is some amazing high end industrial kitchen equipment that I would SOOO buy if I were rich. A huge ass kitchen and a shower that is the size of a room are the only two rich guy things I can think of that I'd want as part of a house.

[–] FALGSConaut@hexbear.net 8 points 5 days ago

Money is wasted on the rich

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

fuck towels i want like 40 blow dryers

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Site tagline with no context plz

[–] Cimbazarov@hexbear.net 20 points 6 days ago

Their form of indulging in pleasure is inflicting suffering on the world. These people are the section of the bourgeois who don't care about their self-interest and are true believers in the capitalist ideology