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[–] Juvyn00b@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I worked call center years ago for a credit card company. Used to answer my phone accidentally with my intro from work.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 months ago

That happened to me once when I was really tired, but I always felt the "pull" to say it when starting a phone call - like trying to suppress a tic. It was so embarrassing!

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Imagine doing that but you work as a standup comedian or a youtuber or something.

"Hello everybody my name is Markiplier-"

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