To be fair, he could rehabilitate his image in a heartbeat. I mean, the Falcon 9 is perfectly capable of "landing" on Mar-a-Lago, or the Oval Office...

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

he could pull an ebenezer and devote his wealth to halting poverty, spread vaccines all over the place, etc.

but he wont, we need some ghosts...

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

We need some ghosts that are 7.62mm in diameter and weigh 11 grams or so

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 1 points 2 days ago

We need some Lake City Quiet Pills.

If I were suddenly very very rich, I would immediately blow it all hiring hitmen for all the other rich people running the planet.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 3 points 2 days ago

look at his dead soulless eyes, i doubt he can redeem himself.