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We all know he's bullshitting about the $50k. Judge should offer indentured servitude instead and let's see going that $50k comes out.

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[–] Mister_Feeny@fedia.io 38 points 5 days ago (3 children)

He claimed he has "nothing" except for two houses, which he claimed are in the process of being liquidated, and a truck.

Motherfucker owning multiple houses crying about how he has "nothing". Fucking hell. But I guess if they're being liquidated he should have the funds to pay his fine pretty soon, right? Right?

[–] Fingolfinz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

That’s like on housewives when they’re temporarily living in an incredibly expensive hotel during a house renovation and then saying that they’re homeless

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"I can't even pay my Country Club fees! I'm ruined!'

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

been downgraded to pool membership.

[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

"Fuck! My wife is gonna kill me!"

[–] SaltSong@startrek.website 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Geetnerd@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Lucky bastard. I have NO lawyer.

[–] Zier@fedia.io 2 points 5 days ago

He will totally pay that fine when the property liquidation is complete. Right after he buys that kilo of coke!