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[–] easily3667@lemmus.org -1 points 1 week ago (4 children)

None of us noticed what headlights were used in a movie because we aren't serial killers :(

[–] Xiisadaddy@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This sounds like something a serial killer would say...

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Shit you caught me

Hold on I gotta clean the wood chipper

[–] MeThisGuy 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Oh hidy-ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.

[–] easily3667@lemmus.org 1 points 6 days ago

Really very frustrating, I was just trying to clean and they kept throwing their blood and random body parts everywhere. It was impossible to keep up.