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Trump says he wants to give money and airplane tickets to immigrants who 'self-deport' (apnews.com)
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[โ€“] imsufferableninja@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm a citizen, but I'd love to self-deport to Spain for a couple months. Send me a plane ticket please, mistuh president

[โ€“] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Whoops, looks like we sent you to El Salvadoran torture prison instead! Sorry about the mix-up! Also, we have no way to get you back now.