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[–] smee@poeng.link 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ringrights just want to return the ring to it's right owner.

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Killum wants to kill the hobbits

Tom Bummerdeal won't help them carry the ring despite it having no effects on him

[–] JayGray91@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

I think Cullum (cull) would fit too