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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is a statistic (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Because what's better than knowing your balls could get blown at any moments while binging Netflix.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 4 points 4 days ago

No they won't. My gun would never hurt me. I feed it all its favorite foods and take it for walks in the park every day. It loves me.