I wonder how the evil queen would dupe Terry Fucking Crews into eating a poisoned apple. I can only imagine her failing a number of times thanks to his dancing pecs

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Terry loves apples!

[–] grue@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 years ago

Now I'm suddenly imagining it as a LazyTown crossover.

[–] alcoholicorn@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

How would Terry Fucking Crews wake up to some dude kissing his passed out body?

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 1 points 2 years ago

Like this, no doubt

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 1 points 2 years ago

depends how pretty he is i guess

[–] Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 2 years ago

What if it was a poisoned stick of old spice?