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[–] neatobuilds@lemmy.today 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You too could experience "HBO" 'MAX'! with a simple monthly payment you could fit in with the crowd and attract all the things you want attracted

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[–] Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Well I'm sold, here's my credit card details but I'll only sign up if you promise to make it hard to unsubscribe if I change my mind and hound me incessantly during my cancellation period

Here's an example of what I want

P.S please let me know if i doxxed myself haha.

Pretty sure cleaned it up enough