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[–] potoo22@programming.dev 117 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I hope that doesn't pass, but if it does they should remove the "Ted" part off the next ballot. His constituents will be like "Who tf is Rafael?"

Edit: spelling

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 97 points 1 day ago (4 children)

… and why hasn’t ICE gotten him by now?

[–] imnotafish@midwest.social 72 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yeah, especially since he’s Hispanic and Canadian! Has anyone confirmed he’s not smuggling fentanyl ?

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And there are photos on the internet of him covered in tattoos!

[–] imnotafish@midwest.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

There’s also (probably) photos on the internet of him with a vagina!

Well... I'M not gonna be the one that has to check.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

every accusation is a confession

[–] ray@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Probably because he self-deported to Cancun

[–] pneumatron@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

He's of cuban descent. Thankfully not one of us (Mexicans). Fuck that pos

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Which ballet is next? The Nutcracker?

[–] potoo22@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

😝 Damn English. Inconsistent Frankenstein language.

[–] Soup@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

As someone who has to regularly remind myself not to be too hard on weird things in French, I think you just needed to learn a new word. They’re different words.